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​Jogalope Jorts Jog of 2021
​5m, 5k, 1.5k

October 27th 6:00pm
​Running starts at 6:30pm 
Cumberland Transit Parking Lot
Wednesday October 27th 6:30pm at Cumberland Transit
​(Jorts encouraged but not required) 

Team of 4

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Registration Cost: FREE

Single Person

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Registration Cost: FREE


Jorts Jog 5mile, 5k, 1.5k, & ZEROk
This is a run (not a race).
​This is an open course, there is traffic.
Please run on the sidewalks and stop at stoplights.

5:30 pm - Doors Open (Well, it's a parking lot so there are no doors) 
5:31 pm - Late Registration
6:00 pm - Milling around and stretching
6:23 pm - National Anthem
6:29 pm - Pre run jitters peak

6:30ish pm- 5 mile jog begins at 
6:31ish pm- 5k jog begins around 
6:32ish pm - 1.5k jog begins after 
Zero k begins when you says it begins
6:45 pm - parking lot after party begins
7:30 pm - prizes
8:30pm  - Things seem to be winding down or just getting started.


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5 mile, 5k, and 1.5k routes
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Jorts Jog 2021 5 mile route
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Jorts Jog 2021 5k route
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Jorts Jog 2021 1.5 k
Please obey traffic signals and use crosswalks to cross streets. 
There will be other humans and probably scooters and bike obstacles.
Please respect others.
   
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Training Route from Jorts Jog 2017.

Prizes for Best:
Runner Nickname, Best Team Name, Best Dressed, Best Canadian Tuxedo, Shortest Jorts, Creative use of Denim, Costume, and more.... maybe.

Prizes Include:
Bragging Rights
​And Other things. 

(Cumberland Transit Gift Cards, Montucky Coldsnacks swag, and more)

A Message from the E.D. (Event Director) Grip Johnson
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Howdy, 
Partner, I'd like to take the time to thank you for joining in and being a part of this spectacular event. I hold jorts dear to my heart, near to my belt buckle, and even closer to my thighs.  It is my hope that this event helps you find a new love for jogging, and jorts, and jogging in jorts. Being a healthy individual is a real special thing. Now get out there and enjoy yerself.
Cheers!
-Grip Johnson  (E. D.)
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Huge thanks to Montucky Cold Snacks for keeping it fresh.
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