Jorts Jog 5mile, 5k, 1.5k, & ZEROk This is a run (not a race). This is an open course, there is traffic. Please run on the sidewalks and stop at stoplights.
5:30 pm - Doors Open (Well, it's a parking lot so there are no doors) 5:31 pm - Late Registration 6:00 pm - Milling around and stretching 6:23 pm - National Anthem 6:29 pm - Pre run jitters peak 6:30ish pm- 5 mile jog begins at 6:31ish pm- 5k jog begins around 6:32ish pm - 1.5k jog begins after Zero k begins when you says it begins 6:45 pm - parking lot after party begins 7:30 pm - prizes 8:30pm - Things seem to be winding down or just getting started.
Please obey traffic signals and use crosswalks to cross streets. There will be other humans and probably scooters and bike obstacles. Please respect others.
Training Route from Jorts Jog 2017.
Prizes for Best: Runner Nickname, Best Team Name, Best Dressed, Best Canadian Tuxedo, Shortest Jorts, Creative use of Denim, Costume, and more.... maybe.
Prizes Include: Bragging Rights And Other things. (Cumberland Transit Gift Cards, Montucky Coldsnacks swag, and more)
A Message from the E.D. (Event Director) Grip Johnson
Howdy, Partner, I'd like to take the time to thank you for joining in and being a part of this spectacular event. I hold jorts dear to my heart, near to my belt buckle, and even closer to my thighs. It is my hope that this event helps you find a new love for jogging, and jorts, and jogging in jorts. Being a healthy individual is a real special thing. Now get out there and enjoy yerself. Cheers! -Grip Johnson (E. D.)
Huge thanks to Montucky Cold Snacks for keeping it fresh.